A few posts back, I wrote that in the world of any, anyone can be Michael Jackson. With a 500 percent increase in consumer plastic surgery in the new millennium, and a projected additional 20 percent increase next year, it’ll soon be safe to say that you can look anyway you want and be anyone you want, and no one will go through life with one and the same appearance, just one nose, one chin, one of anything.

Then again, there are easier ways of going about. Just ask Lindsay Lohan. The other week, her facebook account was shut down. Why? There were so many Lindsay Lohan accounts and the good people at facebook figured they couldn’t all really be Lindsay Lohan’s. Perusing the accounts, they shut down the least plausible ones. Including Lindsay’s own, sending her through the roof.

Obviously, in the world of any, anyone can be Lindsay Lohan – and more so and better than LiLo herself…